Valentine's Day

Stupid holiday that allows females to set high expectations for men to do something "romantic" with the consequence of not doing something getting yelled at for a year or possibly a break up. Also a day of happiness for single males, who don't have to purchase anyone anything and a day of depression for single females because they set impossible standards that nobody will be able to reach and don't understand why they are single

Single female: I'm so depressed cause it's Valentine's Day and I've never had a Valentine. Female in relationship: My boyfriend/husband better do something amazing for Valentine's Day. Single male: I don't have to buy anybody a present today! Male in relationship: Better do something romantic or I'll never hear the end of it

by hipster_chick516 March 14, 2012

bullet for my valentine

the best band of all time

bullet for my valentine is comming to the tweeter center with iron maiden and my mom wont take me :(

by depressed for not being able to go August 21, 2006

valentine's day

A sad excuse for guys to get with girls sjust to get laid; girls will go along with it because they are stupid, and pathetic. By meeting a guy on valentine's day they will get with them because they think they are something special, and the idea of them spending this sad marketing ploy alone, is something they can't deal with.

Guy: Wanna be my Valentine? *Wanna bone?*
Girl: Yes indeed (I need someone to make me feel less lonely as I am extreamly pathetic)

by Stephy February 19, 2004

Valentina rego

A caledon thot who only dates AAA oakville mans cause she thinks she’s sick.

M- yooo valentina rego just snapped me i think I’m gonna try and hit that
O- unless you’re tryna catch Gonorrhea don’t, she’s already pipped my whole team

by donkeylover789 January 17, 2019

bullet for my valentine

bullet for my valentine are an incredible screamo/metal band from wales. Apparently they are good mates with funeral for a friend.

The Poison is their first full length album. The Poison and Room 409 are 2 of the best tracks from this album but the whole thing is amazing so its hard to choose the best track.

The best artist to come out of wales for ages!!!! Check them out and rock on!!!!

Bullet for my valentine are the best thing to come out of wales. ever.

Correct.

by davetm July 21, 2008

Valentine

Giving someone you love with all your heart oral sex.

I want to give you a valentine when we get home.

by D.A.W. February 25, 2008

Bullet For My Valentine

An emo band from the UK, whos fanbase consist of teenagers in denial of what their genre is, who will go to great lengths to advertise the band on such websites as www.urbandictionary.com, in the hope that a person who is not a fan of their music will be converted by visiting their website and seeing their clearly un-emo song titles.

The band attempts to increase their reputation within the heavy metal community by covering songs by heavy metal bands, and turning up at inappropriate heavy metal festivals where it is quickly apparent they don't belong.

Bullet For My Valentines biggest financial weakness is it's fans, who are unable to fathom that their favourite band is in the genre of Emo; although their album sales are substantial enough to keep them is business, a large percentage of their fans aren't able to get permission from their parents to go see them in concert.

Person A: *listening to music*

Person B: what you listening to?

Person A: Bullet For My Valentine. They're the best band ever, even though I won't listen to anything else. Visit their website.

Person B: No thank you, I don't want to visit their website.

Person A: Shut up! They're not emo, you're emo! I hate you.

by pwrpete May 2, 2009