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The Soviet Union

The motherland. Our only hope. Our pride and joy. The embodiment of happiness
by Leninsupportgrouppies549 March 13, 2022
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Orbit Union

Stylised as ORβIT (Orbit) is a 7 member JPop-boygroup signed under DreamPassport. Consisting out of the Korean members Younghoon, Yoondong, Heecheo, the Japanese members Shunya, Tomo, Yugo and the mixed member June.

The group was found after all members participated on the first season of Produce 101 Japan in 2019. Their official debut as group was in 2020
A: "Do you know this other group from Produce Japan?"
B: "Do you mean Orbit Union?"
by ateez1234 December 20, 2020
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Monkey Union

-Man, did you go to the Monkey Union gig at Sticky Fingers last night??
-Yeah, it was sooo awesome!
by ApaDawgson January 20, 2018
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UNION Being

A huge idiot that has 1/100000000 of a brain cell, he can't comprehend the world around him/her, therefor making them EXTREMELY STUPID, and ANNOYING.
You are such a UNION Being .In fact, I bet a monkey can beat you in any kind of situation.

Stop being a UNION Being, you are just WAY too annoying.
by UNION HL2RP City-17 0.6 November 17, 2020
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union county middle school

a dumbass school and kids who wanna- be popular . there also racist and homophobic. oh yeah and the teachers are fake ass bitches and they can suck my dick . and there wanna-be country boys with there mullets and boots like shut up .
union county middle school is a bunch of kids that are the result of incest
by your mom in my bed 69 November 25, 2021
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That's union road

A man who doesn't have a job smokes panadols and talks about punch ons and sits on milk creates in auburn
Sees a man smoking bupe in auburn " hey that's union road "
by Liazard12hr August 8, 2020
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Sperm Credit Union

A direct competitor to the for-profit Sperm Bank, the Sperm Credit Union is a co-operative sperm banking venture owned collectively by depositors, who are known as members. Through careful management and economy, it can pay a little more or charge a little less as it had no outside stockholders seeking profit at members' expense.

The same pattern held in other sectors where small, local credit unions had taken on large, greedy for-profit banks. Make a deposit in Blood Credit Union and they bleed you a little less aggressively than the corporate hacks at Blood Bank. Withdraw noodles from the local Food Credit Union and be able to repay a few noodles less than would be charged by a greedy, Wall Street Food Bank. And on it goes.

The principle is the same as any other mutual or co-operative society, such as Mutual Orgasm as an insurance provider or the Building Societies as mortgage lenders. By taking matters into their own hands, members collectively obtain a more satisfying outcome.
I was initially sceptical when that trollop Beth tried to seduce me into becoming a member. What, pray tell, is a Sperm Credit Union? This sounded like something out of the idealistic free-love Summer of '69 where the Sexual Revolution, fuelled by the Pill and not yet castrated by full-scale STD panic, led to massive orgies of excess where everyone belongs to everyone else. And these Annual General Meetings? They sounded like something out of a porn flick, Bukkake Gangbang part 666.

Then she sat me down and opened the books, reviewing the prospectus and the annual reports. The business model appeared sound; infertile couples pay to borrow members' DNA — both sperm and eggs — to build their families and secure their future. Members deposit their seed and earn interest. Much like a bank, every one of the hundreds of millions of sperm every day would be individually counted, frozen, accounted for and secured. Every one of them. Everything was strictly regulated and deposits nationally insured up to a limit of a half-million sperm. Compared to the shambolic wreckage of the rest of the US banking system, the Sperm Credit Union was fiscally-prudent and well managed.
by bitchuck September 3, 2024
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