An otherwise known smart dog breed, but this particular one is embarrassingly dumb. Eats feces and rocks. Often can be heard barking at nothing. May also be a normally beautiful breed of dog, but has ugly aesthetic features such as; wire coat, beard, Grinch-like feet.
Jim's dog is a Border Collie mixed with turd hound, pretty sure I saw him hunting for a shit snack in the yard this morning.
by eljae83 November 21, 2016
dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point
Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!
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Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."
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Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."
by MdnghtPhnx August 03, 2010
A person who lacks any and all ambition, motivation, or work ethic and radiates a complete sense of entitlement.
If that guy worked as much as he talked he might be all right but he just thinks he's entitled to a paycheck, what a Howell turd.
by Phatea October 23, 2018
by Sea Rat April 19, 2019
A person who likes to lay back to back with someone else while both defacate at the same time letting their turds kiss and fondle with each other.
by DinoVelvet October 25, 2010
by nootnootwearenumberone April 04, 2017
by lawatson5 February 03, 2011