puppy toucher

A different way of calling someone a pedophile.

"You see that guy over there? They say he's a puppy toucher."

"A what?"

"Someone who diddles kids."

by Happy125 August 17, 2024

Eyebrow toucher

Fucking weirdo

Look at that fucker over there, that fucker is an eyebrow toucher for sure

by Danny Dan Daniels September 24, 2023

Non-touched

To not touch something.

I non-touched that topic.

by EddieBrock5 November 6, 2023

Toby Toucher

Someone who, despite being younger than you, still manages to molest you.

Dude, I cant with these Toby Touchers. They keep touching me.

by technofishy_ June 19, 2024

Vagen Toucher

When the vegan teacher turns horny, she becomes Vagen Toucher and touches your boojaina in German. She turns into Vagen Toucher only during Destroy Dick December.

Person 1: "Bye, I'm gonna go outside."
Person 2: "Beware of the Vagen Toucher, it's December."

by Wig eater October 4, 2024

It touched

"It touched" is an expression used by an individual who has attempted push out a fart but has suffered the consequences of pushing too hard and has experienced follow through.

"Hey Francis, listen to this!! . . . . Oh . . It touched"

by G T G March 16, 2026

Sun Touched One

Black

Linni: "you must be a sun touched one."
Black Gandolf: "wha..."

by Lagcasist April 8, 2025