norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.

Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?

by GuyInAHat December 15, 2017

drain tour

When you grab a case of beer (any size will do) and hit the back roads without a care in the world. Frowned upon in modern society because fun things are bad.

I wish I was born in the 60s so I could go on drain tour every weekend and nobody would care.

by spicycolonkid420 April 21, 2020

Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 15, 2022

Russian-wine-tour

An adventure poised as a wine tour, complete with limousine, semi-formal attire, hired media coverage, and hors-d'oeuvres, but completely avoiding any actual interaction with wineries.

The autumnal equinox provided a rare opportunity to engage in a Russian-wine-tour.

by BuckminsterGuevarra August 21, 2018

pic-tour

1. email containing pictures from
family or friends vacation or trip.

2. website containing pictures of ones vacation or trip.

I really enjoyed Sandy's pic-tour and was
quite amused by her photographic skills.

by otay May 26, 2005

Friggin’ tour

A great time with the guys, preferably somewhere in Canada.

I got beers for the weekend, friggin’ tour!

by TastyAlmond May 22, 2022

Radio Media Tour

By definition, a Radio Media Tour is a series of back-to-back radio interviews that
allows a spokesperson to be interviewed by multiple radio stations and/or networks within a few hours. A spokesperson interacts directly with radio reporters
and this maximizes on-air time for a spokesperson, typically three to four
minutes per interview. A Radio Media Tour is a PR device used to publicize anything from a new album release to a museum exhibition.

I really liked Victoria Justices' single 'Gold' from summer 2013. However, maybe it would have been more successful if her record company had put more effort into promoting it...such as organizing a big Radio Media Tour. I think Victoria has a nice personality and if the public had heard her discuss the song on a Radio Media Tour maybe it would have had a bigger impact.

by milvianbridge February 28, 2014