Ivan Torres

the most annoying bitch in the universe. he will not shut up about fnaf. he a gay faggot who will squeeze your balls like a stress ball. hes always getting people in trouble. and he is a dumbass, like i mean, he cant even solve a simple math problem. hes just a horrible guy to befriend because whats the point of being friends with him if he will just annoy and get you in trouble all the time?

Me:hey Ivan

Ivan Torres:*squeezes balls*

Me:wtf are u doing?!?!?

Ivan Torres:nothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls harder*

Me:OW!STOP IT YOU GAY ASS BITCH!!!!!!

Ivan Torres:but im not doing anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls so hard that they break*

Me:FACK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

by O-Flying-Monkey May 31, 2019

Dirty Torrez

A guy who 69's his best male friend and has to live in North Dakota, while the rest of us get pussy from real places.

Yo, that dirty torrez was trying to step to me but then I realized that he's just a faggot who's not worth my time and he needs to get back to bufu with his best buddy behind the woodshed

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Torrey Pines Highschool

Where I threw away four years of my life and no one remembered my name. FUCK YOU MR. LOPEZ!!! 😭😭😭

I work at McDonald's thanks to my education at Torrey Pines Highschool.

Do you want fries with that?

by daddy-i-love-you July 28, 2019

torrent

noun. a girl you can "download" for free.

wtf is that torrent doing here? fucking torrent!

by meghalin March 27, 2009

torrible

A film that isn't good enough to actually want to support by buying but is worth the effort to use bit torrent to illegally download it.

That movie doesn't look very good but it might be torrible.

by joywrex January 31, 2009

Torrent

Adjective: autonomous, independent, self-governing, separate, sovereign

I got a TorrentFREE MAC OS X 10.5 LEOPARD

by bojaxhiu January 30, 2009

torrentse

n. Derived from the term goatse. A popular website www.torrents.cx that runs a bittorrent tracker.

I got the Half-Life 2 trailer off of torrentse.

by SailorH May 23, 2003