A temporary sanitary napkin. Made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. It is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.
Melony- "Hey kelly, I just started my period and I don't have a pad. Can I have one of yours."
Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."
Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."
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When a little piece of toilet paper gets attaced to your penis after ejaculating into a roll of toilet paper.
by DanIdidyourmom February 3, 2012
Get the Toilet Paper Tattoo mug.The act of committing unspeakable atrocities on or about the nearest toilet available, usually as a result of eating questionable food or experiencing traumatic life events. Toxic fumes and shit stained bowls are the easiest ways to identify TBT.
"I knew stopping by that Hot Dog vendor last night wasn't a great idea, but I never thought I'd be spending my Sunday engaging in Toilet Bowl Terrorism because of it."
"My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend and now I can't stop shitting liquid plasma from the emotional distress. Consuela is going to be pissed when she sees the Toilet Bowl Terrorism she's going to be cleaning up this week."
"My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend and now I can't stop shitting liquid plasma from the emotional distress. Consuela is going to be pissed when she sees the Toilet Bowl Terrorism she's going to be cleaning up this week."
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Get the toilet master mug.Toilet skatingrefers to the state of the male bathroom floor at a nightclub from 11pm-5am where you can walk to the door and almost ice skate to the urinal or shitter due to the copious amounts of piss/alcohol/vomit that covers every square inch of the floor..
Lad1 hey I got so drunk last night I forgot how to Toilet skate amost broke my neck
Hey guys can you help prep the pisser for
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Guys the Toilet skating here is insane I g to the Troff in one glide
Hey guys can you help prep the pisser for
Toilet skating
Guys the Toilet skating here is insane I g to the Troff in one glide
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