Commod-titties

An attractive set of boobs of high value that belong to a girl who is not very attractive.

She's a butterface, but those commod-titties sure do make up for it!

by Dumpology November 11, 2010

net-titties

When you go on netflix in search of porn.

Mom: Hey son, what is "swallow my sock 15"?

Son: What?

Mom: Its on the netflix video history!

Son: shit! Why did i net-titties

by Jake1111111 June 18, 2011

Newton titties

N breast that pendulate on a radial axis and when one is acted upon by force as to set in motion in such a way that it collides with the other subsequently transferring the force or kinetic energy to the adjacent breast. Basically swinging tits that emulate newton balls. Typically found on sporty older women (gilf type) that cruise braless in bars.

Damn Ron, look at the Newton Titties on that old lady, now that's kinetic energy at work!

by Jellubuiscuit August 27, 2013

fashion titties

Titties small enough to wear wear high fashion clothes (runway boobs)

I don't have big boobs I have fashion titties.

by ghibby April 28, 2014

Freckle Titties

Common trait associated with aging women (not necessarily related to the MC1R Gene) where freckles develop around their bosom region. This is can be a correlation the particular female is approaching, in, or around Menopause, and/or her internal clock is ticking. However, freckles can also be caused by other factors such as genetically through MC1R.

“Wow, that girl is smokin’ hot!”

“Wait a sec bud! She has freckle titties! She’s not as young as you think.”

by Bob D. Bomb April 3, 2015

pixel titties

1.Pixelated boobs such as those found in video games, or low quality pornos.

2.Refering to any boobs portrayed on a screen, especially one of low quality.

Damn those are some nice pixel titties!

by ApeWanker March 10, 2016

dumpster titties

When a girls breasts look like squidwards nose.. Or like they got trapped in a dumpster lid.

You know dequan's girl? She's got a bad case of the dumpster titties.

by zanierd's cookie hole April 11, 2016