Big Timber

When you are equipped with a big ol’, thigh slapping, lap hog and you get sprung! You shout “Big Timber” to notify all those within earshot that you are sporting some mega wood.

Wow, Jose didn’t shout Big Timber and I almost lost an eye…

by Doey Dickle July 6, 2021

Jimber Me Timbers

A phrase similar to " holy cow" or "omg". just with a catchy, gay little jingle to it.

"Jimber me Timbers! your dong is big!"

by Scotty Treez May 8, 2010

Giggle me timbers

A phrase commonly used by gangsters to describe their inner laughter and happiness. Only used by true gamers as well.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Giggle me Timbers"

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Size 16 timberlands

When someone has loud ass footsteps and can be hear from a distance.

Man 1: Aye, how did you not hear him? Dude had size 16 timberlands.
Man 2: My Bro we’ll get him next round.

by JetzKaos February 10, 2022

Timbous

A stupid twat who is suckered in by females (or people pretending to be females) over the internet

E.g. Fred is a timbous

by FSL March 22, 2003

timbitting

the process of throwing timbits at cars, or other things like old people. like egging, except with timbits instead of eggs.

"mark, amanda, liane, and cam, like to go timbitting and pwn old people who drive too slow"

by destinyschildloverrr July 30, 2008

timbit pusher

Another name used to refer to a security guard or anything under the rank of an actual cop/pig.

hahaha.. look its a timbit pusher he's not good enough for doughnuts yet. (use of term may very)

by xTroublex August 17, 2006