Timmy Titts

a Very sexy human being who happens to be the funniest person ever!... a timmy titt tends to collect belly button lint..but when u look past that u notice that hes a pretty chill dude. A timmy titt is someone everyone should be and is the most amazing person ...if u marry a timmy titt that makes u a jilly titt and the most luckiest person alive.

Oh my god that guys is so amazingly sexy but he's collecting bellybutton lint ... hes definatly a timmy titts ..damnnnnn

by jilly titts December 30, 2009

timmy wood

Usually a redneck that likes to drink beer. Pretty fun to hang out with until he gets drunk, then becomes annoying with repeating himself over and over. Normally he has a good personality but he always thinks its his way or the highway. The world does not revolves around him.

Ha, don't be a timmy wood, it often comes with a "six-beer from quere good time."

by thatguyhaha December 22, 2013

truthful timmy

As introduced by the 2024 cinematic masterpiece Deadpool and Wolverine, Truthful Timmy is the Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon.

"They call me 'The Merc With the Mouth'. They don't call me Truthful Timmy, The Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon."

by deadpoolscoolpseudonym August 08, 2024

Timmy my nipps

Scissor me timbers!

Ohh fuck yeah

Thats titts

Good job

I just got off loaded

I passed you at disposal

Thats suxual as fuck

I got 9 loads

Take it easy

Thanks for the beer

Your trees look good

Your truck is fixed

Ans so on and so forth

You semi-is fixed and ready to go- timmy my nipps

by Timmy my nipps February 17, 2021

Tinkling Timmy

When you walk into the bathroom and the person before you has left piss on the toilet seat

Miguel: I went into the stall and sat down then i suddenly notices someone left a Tinkling Timmy on the seat.

Kyle: No way that's so nasty

by Sindof2 November 03, 2011

canadian timmy

Premarital sex with a Canadian black chick, and after you get Timmys.

"Eh bud what did you do over the weekend? "

"Oh I did the Canadian Timmy with that Canadian chick off tinder"

by TrippyD23 July 22, 2022

Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk

The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.

My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.

by JAB32 January 28, 2023