Pretzel

When two beings contort and twist their body into the shape of a pretzel and join up at the vagina and penis.

Sex, Sexual intercourse, The Pretzel, Pretzel-ing time

by CoolMan3667 February 21, 2013

Not a pretzel

When having sex and your man bends yr leg up to far and you say not a pretzel and he pushes your leg up farther

He pushed my leg up far while having sex and I said I'm not a pretzel and he pushed it up farther

by Kochst087 November 20, 2020

Pretzel bros

While having I want intercourse I want to come in with three or more people and the tips of two males penises accidentally touch and her intertwine hence the formation of the pretzel

Oh no did our dicks just touch I think we might be pretzel Brose

by Klcook May 30, 2022

Pretzel force

The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.

This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.

It wasn't my fault the drink spilled, the pretzel force was too much!

by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018

Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.

First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.

by 5ft6 April 5, 2021