Planet Fitness

Planet Fitness is a "wide" known gym place for fat people to go and workout at and gaining no results in weight loss or muscle growth. But as the name of the gym sounds, can be better used as a form of pun in a sentence.

Guy #1: Hey! I was already waiting for that machine to use after the guy was done using it!
Guy #2: Well I didn't see your name on it.
Guy #1: Doesn't matter it was my turn next on it!
Guy #2: Well what are you going to do about it?
Guy #1: Bro, Imma finna planet fitness foot in yo ass if you don't back off from that machine!

by DRGNSLYR January 22, 2025

Milford planet fitness

The ultimate gym. Milfs from all over the world flock here to watch young long haired men in the local sober living program sweat it out and flex their massive muscles and lifting crushing amounts of weights.

Mike: yo wanna lift after yoga?
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness

by The MILF HUNTER OF MILFORD February 23, 2024

Planet Finger

An extra terrestrial planet 3,000,000 light years away. A place of peace and tranquility, where mud runs through the streets and skugma is sipped on the daily.

We’re headed to planet finger, anyone else care to join? I hear there’s mud there.

by Markyblarky October 31, 2025

Planetalism

Nationalism on a planetary scale. Planetalism teaches you to take pride in things you have never done, while hating aliens you've never met. Not to be confused with Planetism, which is simply favoritism of your own planet, without regard to alien species.

Don't assume all Earthlings are good and all Mars folk are bad, that's Planetalism.

by Digitalwolff June 27, 2022

Fifth Giant (planet)

this planet once orbited Saturn and Uranus, but it got too close that Saturn and Jupiter's gravity took it and throwed it out of the solar system, but Jupiter and Saturn ejected it around 4 billion years ago. It is though to be similar to Uranus and Neptune

Person 1:i miss fifth giant (planet).
Person 2: what even is that?

by appleapple_1 September 2, 2023

Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.

I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.

by anonymous July 2, 2024

Planet

Someone bloated to a mass of about 400 trillion pounds.

If that planet guy continues to orbit around McDonald's like that he's going to be 5'2 and 450 pounds, so he will be wider than he is high.

by Solid Mantis December 25, 2020