Shnoze Carpet

Another way of saying Mustache.

Holy crap that's a fucken mint Shnoze Carpet

by JWazza October 31, 2019

carpet candy

A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).

Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!

by smokinsena June 30, 2016

Shit carpet

A carpet upon which one or more individuals shits.

You remember that guy named Johnsy? What a total shit carpet.

by UptownToodeloo February 16, 2020

Grandma's Carpet

A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.

"That taste funny what strain is that"

"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."

by Soup420 November 4, 2020

Carpet Bombing

When someone defecates while in a sex swing during an orgy.

James is famous in our swingers club for Carpet Bombing every time we have a party.

by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2020

melon carpet

The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.

"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"

by corvideer October 2, 2018

Carpet Stank

A smelly vagina

“Dude how was it?”

“It was alright, but she had that carpet stank.”

by Ccamp April 22, 2020