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Bryan

Bryan is a fxcking pimp, he get hos, probably got yo hos, he jus that nigga man, he rap better than yo favorite rapper he look, walk, talk, smell, and dress better than you. Bryan colder than yo favorite basketball player, he so pressure.
You: I wish I was like Bryan
Bryan: You will neva be like me you dirty, you ugly, you dont get no hos, instead of wishing to be like me, go wish some hos on ya dick
You: I was ju-
Bryan: stfu
by urnothtguy January 21, 2022
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Bryan

Bryan is a dude who's always wrong. But he thinks he's always right.
You're so wrong you're like a Bryan.
by The realestest slim shady February 17, 2023
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Asian Bryan

Against typical stereotypes, he has a big cock
Have you seen Asian Bryan's cock? He has to at least be 2 inches
by bryanhac November 19, 2023
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"who's that guy who skates?"
"probably bryan"
by dead_zombiiee September 5, 2025
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bryan

ugly, bad breath, skinny, and looks like a furry.
by jabussychrist December 9, 2022
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Bryan Dickey

Bryan Dickey is a jew with a tiny peen and he is very gay so if you see him kick him in the throat.
by Lilbailey420 May 10, 2019
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Bryan

Bryan probably has one of the biggest dicks in the world. He's a super hot blonde whos way to good at smooth talking.
When you meet a bryan, you'll probably find yourself being secretly in love with him no matter your gender. Bryan is such a great person, and I really mean that. He's always ALWAYS going to be there for you no matter what. He's the type of guy to even take time off work or school to make sure you're doing alright. He gives the best hugs ever, and he will love you in the most genuine way. If you're one of his homies, you'll for real have a blast everytime you hang out. He's also french by the way, and he speaks it so hotly. Bryans have usually been through a lot in their lives, and sports is how they cope with things. That's why most bryans are very athletic and love sports.
Person 1: "Yo are you friends with bryan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man bryan has my heart."
Person 1: "Bryans fire."
by tbhhkyra November 2, 2022
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