Random Brown

One of the multitude of people who walk our streets every day, who have no specifically identifiable ethnicity. All that they can be described as is, "some shade of brown".

I went to the qwikee-mart today to buy some red drink, and the cashier was one of those Random Brown people. I have no idea what his ethnicity was.

Hey, was that guy mexican, indian, or pakistani??? I don't know, he was just a Random Brown guy.

by randomobserverguy October 13, 2011

cowboy brown

Female on all fours, male standing behind. As if snatching a revolver from a holster at noon, male raises finger-pointed hand rapidly and pushes extended digit into female's anus.

"What's the matter Mary?"
"Oh Jim gave me a Cowboy Brown last night"

by Boysie May 22, 2015

accident brown

Accident Brown is everything and nothing all at once. It is a bodily function, an excuse, a religion, a place and a really clumsy detective.

Q: Why did you kick that orphan?

A: Accident Brown.

by Adalisaline Stazarateny February 25, 2017

Brown Gordon

A female gives a titjob to her manfriend. Just as he is about to ejaculate he turns around, shits on her neck and ejaculates into her bellybutton

Male 1: Dayum she fine.
Male 2: Yes i want to give her a brown gordon tonight

by BrownGordonallnightlong August 20, 2013

brown hester

When he pulls out of your ass to fast and the maid has to clean up your poop

" I feel really bad that Juanita had to deal with the brown Hester me and Michelle left last night"

by Goddess baby December 26, 2017

Gordon Brown

A Man who saved the world.

Person A: Did you see him? He saved the world!
Person B: He's just like Gordon Brown.

by Godron March 1, 2017

The Brown Menace

When you take a shit and the poo rubs up against your prostate. This causes an erection known as "THE BROWN MENACE"!

"Every time I take a shit I get PTSD I'm going to get the brown menace."

by Master Ray April 13, 2021