by Tim March 26, 2004
Get the VN boardsmug. Often sunonimous with getting off on two or more female partners as they lie nude and one cums all over their stomachs, leaving a sticky white substance. Then proceeds to write his first name on one girl and last name on the other.
by JAD October 6, 2003
Get the Chalk Boardmug. When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.
by Roardawg August 3, 2017
Get the Ironing Boardmug. by Restux November 5, 2013
Get the poster boardmug. A board of directors is a group of Karens that feel they can talk down to the manager but also the C.E.O. of a company that does not bend to their will.
I feel sorry for that waiter over there.
Why?
Five Karens just sat down for bottomless mimosa's and brunch and you know they're going tell him how to do his job.
You mean the board of directors? Yeah, the whole table is getting there meal comped!
Why?
Five Karens just sat down for bottomless mimosa's and brunch and you know they're going tell him how to do his job.
You mean the board of directors? Yeah, the whole table is getting there meal comped!
by Hiraigami:Flying Lightning God May 23, 2020
Get the Board of Directorsmug. When a couple breaks up, but before anyone else can pick up the girl on the rebound, the same guy gets back together with her. The term comes from basketball, where an offensive board or offensive rebound prolongs a team's possession.
Man: I heard Katie and Mike broke up. Finally I can get Katie on the rebound, that fox.
Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.
Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.
Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.
Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.
by tripleovertime99 December 21, 2010
Get the Offensive Boardmug. Similar to a skateboard but only has two wheels. It is used to simulate curving on a snowboard. Many snowboarders use them to stay in shape out of season.
by mohaas05 January 2, 2009
Get the T-Boardmug.