guru block

When a Narcissistic ex-teacher disowns a student for becoming an individual.
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"Hey, you lecturing at the convention this year?"

"Nah, I got serious guru block.."

by capsule May 28, 2016

chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on its way so that you don't take your business elsewhere. it is basically cock-blocking weed sales

Juice: "yeah i am about to pick up some fire right now."
Buyer: "you sure cause i'm tryna smoke a blunt son"
Juice: "yeah dog on my way"

48 hrs later...... still no chron, and you missed picking up tree from someone else

YOU JUST GOT CHRON-BLOCKED

by 420 assassin December 15, 2011

sermon-block

When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong

It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.

Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself

by indiepoprocks February 14, 2023

hoc-block

Douchebags who obstruct the view of a hockey game by moving around and getting out of their seats without waiting for the whistle. Most hoc-blocks include first time hockey spectators, drunk assholes, and families with small children (which are the only acceptable hoc-blocks).

"Dude these hoc-blocks need to sit the fuck down, I can't see the game!"

by riaaa17 February 1, 2010

chippy block

When you have eaten too many chips, which therefore causes a block in your throat aka chippy block

I ate too many chips, now I've got chippy block

by Queen chip April 9, 2017

Dock blocking

When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.

Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night

by Chris and winnie April 19, 2018

block choppy

A choppy block style haircut. When your bangs are too square and section off into chunks. Similar to a barcode.

Anna got her bangs trimmed, they look a bit block choppy.

by Lavlav47 April 23, 2018