Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"

Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"

by C&M Definitions May 21, 2013

Split knuckle

A Vagina that you can clearly tell has been used to store drugs. Most commonly crack-cocaine

Yo man you can see that girls got split knuckle. I bet she’s had hella drugs in that cooch

by The Baby Whale January 25, 2019

Banana Split

It's when a female sucks your dick for a little bit. Then she gets a butcher knife and slices it into two. She then plops ice cream on your cut dick and then she enjoys.

Chris: I got this one Banana Split from this chick and she offered it to people for $6.00
Matt: Eh I seen better prices.

by Wiggies911 March 8, 2017

split toast

Eating food out of a vagina or butthole during brunch hours.

I went to my girlfriends to split toast yesterday.

by Mr. Ssssmith January 1, 2018

Banana split

When you jerk two people off with one hand

That’s a nice banana split

by cheese gen December 16, 2017

Log splitting

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.

Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.

by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016

Split Pack

In roller derby, a split pack is defined as two groups of skaters, equal in number. If the pack becomes split, no legal pack is defined. Skaters will be warned to speed up or slow down to reform the pack and are subject to penalties. Also, a roller derby themed online clothing store.

"Did you see that team in the Split-Pack shirts? They grabbed an opposing blocker and fell back 11 feet, and sent their pivot to the front of the other group! It's a split pack situation!"

by Canadian Hoser February 12, 2009