Government Christmas

Celebrating Christmas under government restrictions. This also implies that the government is making the people poor so Christmas is not as fun. This can also include other holidays, commonly interchangeable with the desired holiday or occasion or simply used to refer to the Winter season.

Gee. I hope our kids never have to go through another Government Christmas next year. Damn, we broke.

by Klueade December 22, 2020

4th Branch of government

No the fuck you are not.

Hym "The press is not the 4th branch of government. You trying to be that is a problem that needs remediation."

by Hym Iam April 18, 2025

Government Work

A Lowest Bidder's or Military Grade standard of consistent and adequate, but otherwise unimpressive work, without the quality of a competitive market. A done job. Not well done, but done.

This can also apply to imprecise but likewise adequate usage of deadly force with too much time and budget constraints to perfectly avoid all collateral damage and casualties.

Person 1: The rifle can just barely hit a watermelon at 500 yards's distance.

Person 2: It's not a sniper rifle. That sort of accuracy is more than accurate enough for government work.

by oron61 April 6, 2022

Government Failure

HS2

HS2 is stupid, literally defines government failure.

by Aoctavio March 28, 2022

This is a resolve of his majesty's government

What Winston Churchill was trying to utter in a speech of his.

Winston Churchill: iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment (This is a resolve of his majesty's government)

by suicidel December 4, 2024

Government

The ruler
The one that will try to slowly kill you

"We will bring peace, we will be the best government!"
"Yes"
"Thanks for electing us, your execution date is in: 956 days."
"The best government!"
"We will bring democracy"

by Edolf Hitler, the commander January 22, 2023

Stable Government

Something that will never exist in America

Our country does not have a stable government.

by wordynerdgirl April 4, 2025