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Red Gooch

1) A gooch that has been irritated due to over stimulation via self pleasure, female pleasure, male pleasure, pleasure with a pencil, rock, bubble gum, pop rock, lint roller, or basically any object that one could imagine.

2) Camping whore on COD MW2
1) Man, that guy kept rubbing his gooch with that pocket watch. I bet he has a case of the red gooch. Nice!

2) That fucking Red Gooch BPG kept camping the castle with his 4 Red buddies.
by Red Gooch BPG February 11, 2010
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gooch hickey

A hickey one's mouth leaves on a male's gooch.
Also the act of hickeying a gooch.
The girl left a massive red mark on him with her gooch hickey.
by SPSSS December 25, 2007
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Gooch Face

1. Someone who has a really bad, fugly face which obviously looks like a gooch. ( mainly gingers ).
2. Someone whos face somewhat reminds you of a gooch.
3. Ugly, Ugly, Ugly, Ugly, Ugly and Fugly.
1. " Wow dude she has a GOOCH FACE! "
2. " Holy cow Ms Olds has a GOOCH FACE! "
3. " GOOCH FACE, GOOCH FACE! "
by Legally Quiffe June 29, 2009
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gooch marine

Someone who performs sexual acts on the part of someones body between the anus and genitals.
"andy- Man, i got to be a gooch marine last night, i went down under the covers on this guy and was all up in his junk nd stuff, it was awesome!"

"Josh-.....uhhhh wow, thats pretty fucked up, nd i didnt know you were gay..?"

"Andy- Nah man, no way am i gay, i was jus havin some fun ya kno"

"Josh-.....uhhhh yea, im gunna go now."
by ExxM4rine August 25, 2007
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Gooch Bunny

noun Tiny microscopic bunnies which feed on hair and sweaty, moist skin. These bunnies often irritate the gooch and cause rashes. They multiply extremely quickly and tend to nibble.
The Gooch Bunny was chewing on my chode, it hurt like hell.
by BlackJaX June 2, 2003
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gooching

An industry term for duct tape that entails the unintentional act of tearing off a piece of duct tape and having it accidentally sticking to itself.

The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.
"Dude, so gay. I had the perfect size piece of duct tape and I accidentally let it go with my left hand and it fell on itself, and now its stuck and useless."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."
by RedMarker February 24, 2009
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Gooch Monger

Noun

Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"
"Hey Bobby screw you!"
"Bite my ass Jake, you gooch monger."
by Mohawkakon June 3, 2010
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