utility fruit

Slang for an Apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen.

Lets go to the grocery store and grab some utility fruit.

by some stoner October 22, 2006

fruit-fetcher

A new aged term for a eunuch, who is a slave to the upper class and often performed tasks such as sourcing fruit for the masters of their domain

Hey Wayne, get your fruit-fetcher Michael to head to the fields and get us some grapes to go with my wine and cheese.

by Remco Site supervisor April 14, 2017

fake-fruit

metrosexual; straight man with desirable gay or homosexual qualities.

She told me she wanted a straight man that had the desirable qualities of a gay man... I said 'oh you want a "fake-fruit!?"

by cosmo.lesbox May 22, 2008

Citrus Fruit

Another word for the Female reproductive system

"Oh ewwww i hate citrus fruit"
"we know lachlan..."

by iamwhouthinkiam March 23, 2023

fruit shake

When a gay person is shaking their ass and or body.

Woman: Damn look at that man over there. He know's how to fruit shake.

by Big Ole Black Guy February 11, 2014

Fruit Forward

Mannerisms that lean from the vaguely gay to extremely flaming.

That Ross guy who used to be on Leno was a little fruit forward.
When Jimbo commented on the quality of the material used to create my "slacks", I thought perhaps he was a bit fruit forward.

by Wordzagon May 3, 2010

Fruit and a half

A gay guy that's very tall. Generally over 6ft high.

Hey did you meet Andrew last night? He's totally a fruit and a half!

by AndrewBlue September 1, 2016