Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.

Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.

by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024

Cunt tent

When a vagina is loose enough to be stretched over your head. Not to be confused with the word content.

It was so cold outside so I used my cunt tent to keep warm.

by Thenig187 April 19, 2018

Placenta Tent

Gross name for a Vagina.

That dudebro Chad totally spent the night in her Placenta Tent... Yuck.

by KönigPhillip February 20, 2019

Tent trailer

A cheap camper that more closely resembles a tent than an actual camper.

Hey Aude, should we sleep in the car or get a tent trailer?

by Hampton2022 August 23, 2022

not-tent

internet content that is so bad it is not considered content

Amberlyn Reid's videos are not content, they are not-tent

by suckysucky273843948392837483 June 7, 2024

Tent Fairy

An individual known for their unrestricted promiscuity who attends events like the Texas Renaissance Festival. They often engage in frequent and unrestricted sexual congress, and cavort "tent to tent" with multiple partners.

That glittering tent fairy went from tent to tent, leaving nothing but pixie dust and STDs in their wake.

by TheDandiestOfLions October 9, 2025

The Tent

The tent is a big cobblestone tent shaped building, usually going up to build height, built on minecraft servers, just for the sake of it. It is also a cult

Person 1: "aaah gotta love the tent"
Person 2: "it looks fucking ugly"

by Joow_ July 6, 2020