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expat tax

The price(not necessarily monetary) that you pay for being a foreign national while not understanding the local language or customs.
Person1: I'm not sure what this charge is on my receipt.
Person2: Do you know how to dispute it in french?
Person1: Nope
Person2: Well, it sounds they are charging you the expat tax.

Non-monetary example:
When you've already said "what?" 3 times and finally you just agree.
by unflores October 26, 2015
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Tax Rape

(1) Where the government (without your consent) Forcefully takes out your money leaving you very little

(2) Secretly added Fees,Charges,Taxes etc. That companies will force upon you all willy-nilly With little or no consent from the customer
Bernie Sanders once the tax rape The rich and to paying 90%
by EmJayee September 23, 2019
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Simp tax

Paying a premium subscription for a an e-girl's nudes, discord, personal contact or shoutout, etc.
Guy 1: Why did you pay for a whole year of nudes?
Guy 2: Why not.

Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.
by feins September 11, 2020
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nit tax

Nit- (from nit picky-in this case particularly with money)

a person with extremely frugal habits. That person will try to do anything (even if illogical) to save a dollar

Nit Tax-The additional money you end up paying because you were trying really hard to save a dollar.
You see gas for $3.00 a gallon and you think you will save 2 cents a gallon if you go across town to get it. However, it costs over $1.50 of gas to go get it. The nit tax is double what you wanted to save.

You try to book a car rental for cheap, you find the cheapest deal for the day. You wait because you know you can find a $20 off coupon. Then, you book the next day, but have to pay $100 more because it is now too close to the day you want your car. Your nit tax is now $100.
by Yangyflo October 2, 2010
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Adult tax

Taking a drink of a child's drink or taking a bite out of a child's food before giving it to them.
"Dude? Did you just take a bite out of your kid's candy bar?" Said single guy.

"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.
by John Doe Daddy August 3, 2019
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Soul Tax

Soul tax - the price you must pay for acting against your principles, especially when doing something primarily for money (like a job you hate).
I have to quit my job soon, the soul tax is killing me. I’ve almost forgotten who I am.
by hash4questions August 18, 2016
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Tax queers

People who get married for tax reduction purposes.
Person 1: Harry and Ginny paid $10,000 less this year in taxes.

Person 2: Pshh. Tax Queers. They only do it for the money, not love.
by MorphLord October 1, 2017
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