When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.
by BeerPenguin November 3, 2017
Get the Rusty Tapmug. A direct punch to the head or face to get someones attention.
The concept derived from All Black rugby player "Zac Guildford", who allegedly has been accused of assault on multiple occasions. The most recent at a residential party, supposedly punching drunken patrons that had fallen asleep in order to bring them back to the party.
The concept derived from All Black rugby player "Zac Guildford", who allegedly has been accused of assault on multiple occasions. The most recent at a residential party, supposedly punching drunken patrons that had fallen asleep in order to bring them back to the party.
"OW!! What was that for?!"
"You needed a needed a Zac Tap, you weren't listening"
"Saying my name would have gotten my attention!!"
"... Well it worked anyway"
"You needed a needed a Zac Tap, you weren't listening"
"Saying my name would have gotten my attention!!"
"... Well it worked anyway"
by DodgyRhino January 22, 2013
Get the Zac Tapmug. When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.
Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."
by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013
Get the bean tapmug. she pissed me off so i pie tapped her.
she grabbed my butt so i pie tapped her.
that bitch has got a pie tap coming.
she grabbed my butt so i pie tapped her.
that bitch has got a pie tap coming.
by Bre415 January 20, 2010
Get the Pie tapmug. by chapman69 December 1, 2010
Get the finger tapsmug. The art of wanting to tap dat ass
I was walking down the hall when a very fine girl with an ass of the gods walk in front of me I then turned to my broski nick and implied that Ima tap that
by Swagmaster24 March 7, 2014
Get the ima tap thatmug. The slightly sickening feeling that comes shortly after being hit or kicked in the balls. At first the blow may not seem too bad but then you feel the effects in the pit of your stomach.
After-tap can occur up to 1 minute after the initial sack tap or bell tap.
After-tap can occur up to 1 minute after the initial sack tap or bell tap.
"Ah man I thought the worst was over but now comes the after-tap!"
or, following an attempted sack tap
"Aha, you didn't get me that badly... oh shit wait, here's the after-tap"
or, following an attempted sack tap
"Aha, you didn't get me that badly... oh shit wait, here's the after-tap"
by jariki December 1, 2009
Get the After-tapmug.