A taliban turnpike is a sex act in which the man puts on a racer's helmet and positions his hands like he's holding a steering wheel. The male proceeds to make car noises and "drives" into the pussy from the side. Later into sex, as the man climaxes, he yells "Allahu Akbar," bringing the 'Taliban' portion of the act.
Barney-"You get any of ol' Wilma last night, Fred?"
Fred-"Of course, Barney, I did the Taliban Turnpike!"
Barney-"I bet she EXPLODED with joy haha"
Fred-"Of course, Barney, I did the Taliban Turnpike!"
Barney-"I bet she EXPLODED with joy haha"
by Yaivs May 11, 2016
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The unofficial arm of Tardliban, comprised of terrorists on the ground, who have their own mind & don't give a shit about the chain of command. They are a bunch of bandits.
Talibandits asked a poor destitute woman to cook for 15 terrorists & even though she somehow made it happen with her limited resources, the lit her on fire because the food tasted awful. Tardliban is making many promises which Talibandits aren't obliged to honor.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021
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I am coming out as a talibansexual.
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