"magic throat"

Oral sex that results in laryngitis-like symptoms the next morning, including hoarseness, sore throat and/or a weak voice.

She caught a wicked case of "magic throat" after the party last night.

by Ashley Jacobson January 13, 2007

vape throat

The state of constantly being on the verge of a coughing fit due to using a vape.

Just got my MMJ card last week and man do I have a case of vape throat!

by hrabnaskuft July 13, 2018

the flordia throat

putting glass, stomach acid, and pure shit into a blender, blend it up and swallow it like theirs no tomorrow

"she wanted me to try the flordia throat and when i saw what she was getting i was like yes!!

by the that is @@@@@ September 5, 2022

fire throat

When you cover a dick with hot sauce, then suck that dick until you throw up

Omg, Becky. Todd gave me such a fire throat after that night we ate chicken wings.

by Aunt HeeHee August 30, 2019

Bird Throat

When she's giving you a blowjob so fast and hard she sounds like a turkey.

Tara was so into the blow job, I grabbed her hair and she went full Bird Throat! *gobble*

by Gr8WyteC0CK May 13, 2019

Bumble Throat

A condition obtained when a newly single and/ or horny individual explores dating apps for hook ups. These apps include, but are not limited to, Bumble, Grinder and Tinder. The condition can resemble tonsillitis.

Geoffrey: Hey, where's Ciara? I thought she was suppose to work today
Radon: oh, sick. She been messing around on those apps since her and Bill split up. Now she got that Bumble throat.

by Niggitone May 8, 2023

muffin throat

When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.

Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.

by Mysoncoinedthephrase May 30, 2021