These (conceptual) hands

Rated-E for everyone

Hym "I don't give a shit if I agree with you or even like you; Anyone can catch these (conceptual) hands. And catch them you will. In direct response to perceived slight. Or if I get disgruntled by a thing you've said that is entirely unrelated to me. Or a thing that reminds me of something I don't like that also reminds me of you. There are 0 reasons for which I will not slang these (conceptual) 'thangs'. 'Thangs' meaning 'hands'. But not actual hands. Conceptual ones. It might even be over something as little as me thinking you think a thing that I don't like people to think. Blam! Conceptual hands! Just like that. It's that easy. It happens that fast. 'Why is that (conceptual) fist flying at me?' you'll ask. But you're asking the wrong guy. You'd better ask my therapist because even I don't."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

People these days are absolutely nuts

I never really realized how messed up and brainwashed the younger generations today really are. I swear the young Biden gentlemen they are even more brainwashed than the Obama generation.

People these days are absolutely nuts

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 7, 2020

“Don’t let these whore get in front your chores”

Essentially don’t let these bitches get in front of your goals!

Let’s say you get led on by someone or a girl plays you. This saying is perfect for this situation! Then you say “Don’t let these whore get in front your chores”.

by Applestein August 25, 2020

theshortbus

The l33test channel in the world of IRC. EFnet - #theshortbus. Home of that lovable cool guy SkiLLz, that flamer eXistenZi, that cabbage Manyiu, and the rest of the isonooz homies.

Let's all go down to #theshortbus! *drool*

by Keshawn Al-Jafazzi Ching Wing Smith November 25, 2003

These being the same losers said Harry Potter was the same way because it involved witchcraft & sorcery...OOOOOOOOO scary!!! Fuckin morons!

Joshiro007 makes cool definitions and all, but why the hell did he make this a word in his definition for D&D?

by Kenthar August 21, 2003

you trying to catch these hands

If a guy says it it means are you trying to fight/do you want to fight but if a girl says it (to a guy) it means do you want me to give you a hand job basically

Guy: you trying to catch these hands
Other person: yeah come at me

Girl:you trying to catch these hands 😏
Guy: defiantly 😉

by Nikki3241 April 9, 2016

theseth

A name givin to a male who is a failure with the opposite sex.They can't carry on a conversation with a female for more than a few secounds without the girl walking away in disgust/fear or slapping the guy in the face. Typically they have a odd fashion sense and where shirts with "funny" sayings on them that are just plain uncool. The guy will say the most ungodly awful things to the girl. They typically go for girls way out of there leauge and they almost always don't know there is anything wrong with there behavior till a friend tells them.

A example of a theseth saying a werid thing

a theseth: Hi how are you?
girl: Not too good, I got a bad sunburn
a theseth: Sunburns are not so bad there fun to pick at.

(girl walks away)

by Dannyd315 December 2, 2007