Oxygen Thief

A person who is incompetent or a mutherfucker. It is someone who is useless to humanity and is wasting the oxygen that a normal person could be breathing, just by being alive and breathing. Originated in Australia.

Person 1: "Bob is a dickhead, he can't get anything right".
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a fucking oxygen thief".

by aurelius maximus April 13, 2013

Oxygen Thief

Someone who claims social benefits, whilst claiming to be incapable of working.
Usually found smoking weed and drinking, might also be seen playing sports.

Oi you smelly Oxygen Thief, get a fucking job

Andrew Paul is an oxygen thief

by simples May 27, 2010

hymen thief

One who delights in the theiving of, and/or the destruction of the mucus like membrane which seperates the girls from the whores.

Luther loves it when people refer to him as a Hymen Thief.

by Tyler Bennett December 6, 2006

thief

Someone who steals from K-Mart

That guy is a thief.
You thief!!!
There is a theif in the house.

by Y.E.A December 23, 2007

thiefin

1. When you are borrowing something or stealing something from someone and you tell them
2. When you grab something in a sneaky manner (used as "thief")

1. I'm thiefin you're computer, man
2. Did you just see Alena thief that chair?

by Kailyn Schmidt November 1, 2007

thief

When a diamond man named skeppy goes to the store with his family to steal thousands of dollars worth of webkinz and an angry muffin man named badboyhalo who stole a store label doesnt remember the name of the stuffies.

That dog named rat is a thief for stealing my muffin mix!

by Honeqi September 12, 2020

Word Thief

Someone who steals or tries to claim that a particular phrase, word or common lexicon was made up or invented by themselves.

That Jettie, thinks she invented the word wanklette, bladdy word thief! It's so obviously mine!

by William King II October 3, 2008