Blood is thicker than water

The ties that bind are stronger when it comes to family than people outside the family (e.g., friends, colleagues, strangers, etc.).
Blood = family (though not necessarily related by blood, such as husband and wife)
Water = non-family

1) "Don't trust anyone outside the family. Blood is thicker than water. Never forget that."

2) A man wakes up from a coma to find all of his family around him. Man: "Where are all my friends? They said they would be there for me no matter what!"
Nurse: "I suppose it's true what they say: blood is thicker than water."

3) "Why did this man's friends show up to his funeral, yet none of his family did?"
"Well... I guess water is thicker than blood!" (the opposite can also be used for dramatic effect)

by Skeptikai March 23, 2013

Thick'd

Doing something fucking stupid and expecting a better result than what happened because the Thick'd person just got fucked.

We ran towards a building and you ran over to another house and you are the only one with a rocket launcher and we died. Yea of course we got Thick'd - Freniij

by Freniij September 28, 2017

Timmy Thick

The gayest ni🅱🅱a you will ever lay your eyes on 😭. Basically he's some famous dude on instagram that acts like a thot for views. Not sure if all his chromosomes are accounted for, and his gender remains a mystery to this day. Timmy thick is the embodiment of autism 💯

Person 1: "I like Timmy thick"
Person 2: "I never knew you had autism"

by HANZ_DRACHEN April 26, 2017

Thick as Thieves

People who are good friends.

Ant and Chris, having attended boarding school together for so many years, were thick as thieves.

by DDA July 18, 2008

thicotine

The indescribable substance that makes men repeatedly return to fat girls, or thickums. See also nicotine.

I'm going through serious thicotine withdrawal.

by thick-addict December 16, 2004

lay it on thick

to exaggerate, overstate, especially said of flattery an attempt to coax

Man, He sure did lay it on thick when he tried to get his girlfriend to come home form the party early.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2009

thick freakness

A word that describes another person's booty, indicating its meaty nature, though not necessarily fat or obese. Generally used with a positive notation, indicating approval rather than disgust.

Damn, that Jennifer Lopez has got the thick freakness!

by Ted & Adam March 14, 2008