Faded shirt

When a girl has been fucked to many times

You sure you want to cuff her she a faded shirt

by Rosealea squad October 23, 2020

happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.

What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.

by Noblewolf797 July 8, 2023

green shirt

the most softest niggahs on the football field

“Hey! Don’t hit him he is in a green shirt, he’s soft”
“I’m gonna put my green shirt on today, my elbow hurts”

by yupyourdum October 7, 2020

Trapezoidal Shirt

Shirt that is very trendy, large, has no shape, and is quite unflattering. Basically, you can have one made by giving two large pieces of fabric to a child and asking them to sew them together. It is generally worn by sluts or generic skanks. Usually the side or large portion of the bra can be seen by all who wear this type of shirt.

Wow, that trapezoidal shirt sure hides how large that girl's body is.

by Non-generic skank October 24, 2012

Furry shirt

A shirt with a slight furry surface/feeling due to mould developing.

Furry shirt is when you put a shirt in the wardrobe too quickly after having ironed it, (i.e. still moist) mould might start to develop. Hence the slightly exaggerated, but relevant reference to furry :-)

by Apple5 May 13, 2014

Shirt h

A new spelling for shithead, it is commonly used by Ryan's with colored hair

Rachel, I'm a shirt h

by CherryRayRay October 28, 2019

vomit shirt

This item of clothing maybe gifted, purchased new or acquired used at a thrift store. At first it may look like a Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong and the atrocious nature of its appearance draws you to it like moths to a flame. Looking at it on a hanger generally causes feelings of nausea and disbelief. It’s like watching a train wreck… You can’t look away. The magic happens when you try the shirt on. Through some sorcery unknown to The general population the appearance of the shirt changes once on the body and becomes strangely appealing and attractive. Even the most strong-willed people will not be able to resist the urge to purchase it and add it to their wardrobe. Quickly it will become the favorite shirt of the person who owns it and many tears will be shed when it reaches the eventual state of disrepair that where it can no longer be worn in polite society and must be relegated to use as a part of a zombie costume or turned into dust/shop rags.

Hey, Dave; nice vomit shirt! Did you get it at Macy’s or Goodwill?

by Kavanor June 9, 2021