the long one

a bigger than usual erection

my girl came over last night and i gave her the long one!

by Juan De Longezone April 10, 2009

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long midget

a long midget. it explains itself.

why the fuck are try to find the definition for long midget? you are so dumb.

by WafersYed February 24, 2018

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Long QT

Long QT is a syndrome that 1 in 2000 people have. It is inherited in genes and is a rare heart condition.

My sister and dad have Long QT but i didn't inherit it.

by fishyfishy12 July 18, 2015

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The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".

Person A: All Hail Long Cow Sama.
Person B: Amen.

by Euro-kun July 28, 2021

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