Guy 1: Why did you pay for a whole year of nudes?
Guy 2: Why not.
Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.
Guy 2: Why not.
Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.
by feins September 11, 2020
Get the Simp taxmug. Nit- (from nit picky-in this case particularly with money)
a person with extremely frugal habits. That person will try to do anything (even if illogical) to save a dollar
Nit Tax-The additional money you end up paying because you were trying really hard to save a dollar.
a person with extremely frugal habits. That person will try to do anything (even if illogical) to save a dollar
Nit Tax-The additional money you end up paying because you were trying really hard to save a dollar.
You see gas for $3.00 a gallon and you think you will save 2 cents a gallon if you go across town to get it. However, it costs over $1.50 of gas to go get it. The nit tax is double what you wanted to save.
You try to book a car rental for cheap, you find the cheapest deal for the day. You wait because you know you can find a $20 off coupon. Then, you book the next day, but have to pay $100 more because it is now too close to the day you want your car. Your nit tax is now $100.
You try to book a car rental for cheap, you find the cheapest deal for the day. You wait because you know you can find a $20 off coupon. Then, you book the next day, but have to pay $100 more because it is now too close to the day you want your car. Your nit tax is now $100.
by Yangyflo October 2, 2010
Get the nit taxmug. A term used when something such as an object or service is extremely over priced. Essentially a sales tax. For example if a shoe was priced at $100 retail, the Julien Tax would increase it to numbers in the $120-$180 range.
Guy 1: Yo bro how much are you selling those yeezy slides for?
Guy 2: I’ll sell you them for $220
Guy 1: Bruh, they’re selling for 120, thats some Julien Tax
Guy 2: I’ll sell you them for $220
Guy 1: Bruh, they’re selling for 120, thats some Julien Tax
by Javontay December 24, 2022
Get the Julien Taxmug. The "butter tax," is an England tradition that dates to 1942 or slightly before, wherein it is considered a polite practice or fairly common place to take (without asking) a small knob of butter, when you visit someone else's house in the Cheshire region of the UK. The practice stems from the mid second world war days, when if you visited or met up with a neighbour/friend it would be common practice to steal a personal amount of butter to use for your own means.
P1: "When you visited Elsa in Malpas, did you implement the butter tax?"
P2: " Yeah man, I took a decent 1/8oz of it. She had margarine too, but fuck that."
P2: " Yeah man, I took a decent 1/8oz of it. She had margarine too, but fuck that."
by Life-Form August 22, 2018
Get the Butter Taxmug. The "tax" you pay to the host of a party, in form of refund on brought booze.
In countries with a refund system on bottles and cans, it is an unwritten social rule to leave your refund at the party. Party-tax-evasion is considered a very douchy thing to do and can eventually result in social suicide
In countries with a refund system on bottles and cans, it is an unwritten social rule to leave your refund at the party. Party-tax-evasion is considered a very douchy thing to do and can eventually result in social suicide
by hippiejolle September 6, 2013
Get the Party-taxmug. by NotSanicMC June 29, 2022
Get the SanicMC Taxmug. Dickhead Tax - /ˈdikˌhed ˈtaks/- Noun - In a service or customer facing industry, this is a tax that, when levied, adds 25% extra time spent on any task being performed at the request of, or for, someone who blatantly lacks common courtesy.
"That dude was being an ass-bandit, so I charged him the 'Dickhead Tax,' and now his coffee won't be ready for pickup until next Thursday at 4 PM."
by TheAirman1986 November 5, 2021
Get the Dickhead Taxmug.