the act of assembling a team of african american transvestites and attaching each of their wee wee's to a beer bong then collecting the multi colored urine and leaving it to ferment, 39 years later you will have a nice wax candle to feed your grandchildren
by the swedish penis August 11, 2009
Get the swinging tom tommug. by dickswingin March 25, 2020
Get the dick swingingmug. When you shake you head from side to side to dry your hair, similiar to a hairy dog's drying method.
by Kinky pinky June 9, 2005
Get the swing-drymug. by saysfuck.shit December 13, 2020
Get the swing dingmug. A "Canadian Porch Swing" is when two completely naked people are standing upright, one behind the other. The person in the rear inserts their big toe inside of the anus of the person in front of them. As the person who has their toe inside of the other person's sphincter moves their big toe in and out, it causes the person in front to rock back and forth, as if they were sitting on a porch swing.
Tracey and Terri were doing a Canadian Porch Swing, on their front porch and got themselves arrested.
by Barrack Bush July 8, 2014
Get the Canadian Porch Swingmug. the chinese moon swing:kind of like a 69,but standing up,with the girls back facing towards you.her legs wraping around your neck.and her neck tilted back to suck your dick while eating her out.(girl must be flexible)
this asian girl taught me this..... weird shit,it was like........damm it WAS GOOD.They called it the CHINESE MOON SWING
by asiawithlove April 25, 2006
Get the chinese moon swingmug. What you say to someone when they need to calm down and get their shit together. Usually used when they’re acting too wild and annoying.
by Ravenouswolfbagger2257 May 8, 2020
Get the Stop Swinging the Jackhammermug.