segelke

one who can't control their bowel movements when drunk

Man, Tim really pulled a segelke!

by desh0881 October 20, 2007

chubby swede

a fat swedish negro. such a negro would have sexual relations with a jar of nutella at any moment.

man that swedish negro over there is a real chubby swede.

by Sheniqua-Tiger-7 March 13, 2008

box your swede

To be stoned to ones capacity

by kiff October 9, 2003

saeger

to vomit profusely after performing cunnilingus.

After eating that furry taco, I think I need to saeger.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

sweded

When one has blitz a bulldog or smiley down there trees then they may feel sweded.

Look at rich, he's had 10 sweders and is gurning to fuck.

by JaY January 23, 2003

Siege

When an individual experiences great excitement and wants to express his excitement to his peers

Hugh : want to go grab some chicken wings in TriBeCa

Tom : ye siege

by Murrhawk January 4, 2020

Swede

An exclamation of appreciation, much like "sweet" but with more emphasis.

"Look at my new car, isn't it hot?"
"Swede!"

"Swede, I am seeing that hot guy again this weekend."

by emotard May 25, 2009