Scrotal Surge

A scrotal surge is that feeling just before you bust your nut. A feeling almost better than the busting of the nut itself. It makes your dingle tingle. Similar to the word "climax" but a much cooler word for it.

Awesome Guy: "Hey, Dude, you know that chick next door? The hot one?"
Not As Awesome Guy: "You mean that whore with one eye, Rachel, who lives in the cardboard box?"
Awesome Guy: "Yeah, I gave her 20¢ and she sucked my cock until I had a scrotal surge and then stopped. It was awesome!"
Not As Awesome Guy: "You're pretty fuckin' weird..."

by LooseGears May 23, 2013

acid surfer

Apple and cranberry juice with ice and diced fruit

Acid surfer is tropical drink

by Juice patrol October 7, 2013

Joshua Surber

A bearded man who knows what he wants, and will do almost anything to get it. He fears nothing, he got balls to do anything you can possibly imagine..His heart is beautiful, just like is red beard, and only very few people have touched it. But he touches the hearts of many, and doesn't even know it. His face is as beautiful as his beard and wonderful as his personality. The way his eyes light up when he smiles, could make your heart stop. Everyone that meets him will leave with a smile; he can make anyone laugh. He is usually sarcastic and bit of an asshole, but it only makes him human. He cares for the people in his life, and doesn't care for others options. His weirdness is what makes him special, and that's why people love him. He can be hard to understand and few people try. Being smart is an understatement, genius would be a better word. He enjoys tinkering with things, trying to figure out how they work. He is kicks ass playing video games and likes to smoke pot now and then. He stands up for whats right and will make his point clear. Every girl who finds him wants him for herself. But he's picky and only chooses the ones who make him truly happy and matches his weirdness. He likes to take his time in a relationship and make the girl feel special as much as possible. When he falls in love, he stays in love. Once he's in a relationship, he stays committed to his girlfriend and will never leave her for any reason .

Person 1: " Are you dating Joshua Surber?!"
Person 2: " Yeah, and it was the best choice I have ever made. *happyface* "

by ShareBearRawr October 15, 2017

neck surgeon

An expert at soliciting and receiving neck

"Call me the fucking neck surgeon man, I GET head!"

by popeyethefailure May 22, 2018

Orthopedic surgeon

An orthopedic surgeon is someone who is specialized in bones. For example, i have a bad knee injury, and i’ll have to get 2 or 3 surgeries next year, and the orthopedic will do the surgeries.

An orthopedic is also someone who helps people, like me. He sent me to do physical therapy, and i was the youngest there and all the other people was 60+ qnd he had done surgery on almost all of them.

“Hey i went to the orthopedic yesterday and i need surgery”
Doctors: i’m gonna send you to an orthopedic surgeon.

by aniclasen13 December 10, 2019

SPACE SURGEON

a really smart bloke

no, he is not a MD and has never been to outer space

but he's a really smart bloke

everybody loves SPACE SURGEON

who wouldn't

seriously

hey gurl are you space surgeon because you be lookin like a smart bloke

by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020

subway surfers virginity

subway surfers birginity is described as have less than 1 million highscore.

I lost my subway surfers virginity.

by cobbledsloth March 17, 2022