banana shit sundae

An extremely undesirable, completely unpalatable option offered up as if it were a tasty, delectable treat. Effectively the dessert counterpart of a shit sandwich.

Man, that raw meat strawberry trifle is a total banana shit sundae.

by kelledin February 4, 2015

tutti frutti sundae

when a cow spits on a dogs ass

wow tutti frutti sundae daddy

by gaylaslemonpie October 21, 2017

Two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise unknown to each other hook up via a Facebook comment feed and later meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew what I was missing until I has a two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 10, 2017

two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 10, 2017

Hot Fudge Sundae

The act of taking a steaming hot shit in the females vagina, cumming on top of the shit, and then pissing on it. Then you take a spoon and eat all that shit up!

Joseph: Hey dad, can we do another Hot Fudge Sundae @dad????????

by GammAndrew January 20, 2018

Fuck cream sundae

A fuck cream sundae is when a male ejaculates onto a freshly made sundae during the end of sexual orientation. He then proceeds to put a cherry on top and begins eating it with his spouse out of sexual pleasure. If his spouse is male thats hella gay.

Guy 1: how wacky are you guys in the bed room?
guy 2: super, last night we shared a fuck cream sundae
guy 1: ya'll fuckers stay away from me and my family do you understand? i will not hesitate to call the fucking cops.

by Shred June 24, 2018

brownie fudge sundae

When a guy is trying to sneak anal but the girl has diarrhea and they both end up covered in shit.

Bro, I was trying to stick it in her ass but then she straight up gave me a brownie fudge sundae.

by vilhjalmyr July 23, 2018