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black shutter

when you have a major wedgie/camel-toe and
you need someone to stand in front
of you so that you can pick it.
-(in your mind) "crap i have a wedgie"
-(out loud)BLACK SHUTTER
(friend comes running in to stand in front of you
by cfk November 23, 2007
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stuttering stanley

Originally the name of the guy who shot Bruce Willis's character in the 6th sense. He was angry because he was teased for his speech.

Now used to refer to a person who stammers when riled up.
-You're a jerk.
--I am, am, am, nNnNnot! I ha-ha-hate you.
-Whatever, stuttering stanley!
by Monsterofmidland December 25, 2007
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Strutters

The legend of Strutters has been uttered on the lips of men as Gods would, the reverential awe afforded to this mystery has never before, or will ever again, be repeated. Little is known of Strutters, other than you are chosen, selected to attend. It is as much an attitude, a state of mind as it is physical.

It has been said that once entered, a change, an evolution, is set in motion which cannot be reversed. The cries of torment can be heard from within, rumoured to be the purging of weakness, the instillation of strength, a possession.

The weak leave as men.
What the fuck happened to Hugo?

The word on the street is he found Strutters and is not the same man, he is now The Monster.

I don't know what the fuck happened in there, no one does.
by Flapjackandy June 8, 2013
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Slutterball

A term that describe a very permiscuous woman who resembles, to scale, a butter ball turkey
Heather: God Fran is such a fat slut.
Erin: yeah I know she's a total slutterball.
by Greyn April 3, 2009
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Stufter

To consume skin, blood, toenails, hair, ear wax, ect. with your partner (it is a way of making love) and afterwords, taking a shower in CAMPBELLS chicken noodle soup.
Honey, I got the soup and the knife, so we can Stufter tonight.

Hey, you wanna come back to my place and Stufter.

Whats your favorite spot to Stuffer from, mine is the knee and the lips.
by Funny Names November 12, 2009
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Sluttery

Sluttery is conspicuous nonchalant promiscuity, particularly when practiced by attractive young women. Said plainly, sluttery is sleeping around, not hiding the fact that you are sleeping around and behaving as if its no big deal.

Sluttery is known to drive millennial men to distraction as they vainly attempt to either be unbothered by their sexual rivals or to secure an exclusive relationship. Sluttery comes naturally to a few but is a carefully perfected craft by most.
Zooey Deschanel's character in 500 days of Summer is sluttery personified.
by SeleneCM August 11, 2014
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shutter speed

Shutter Speed: Adj. The amount of time it takes an anus to return to "closed" after use (often a result of age or rectal abuse or exploration.)
John's ass has a low shutter speed leading to frequent sharts.
by Fullbird1970 May 2, 2014
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