Stumps

The end pieces of a loaf of bread, that still remain in the bag.

I went to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but all the good pieces of bread were gone. Only the stumps were left in the bag.

by Stumpy74 August 12, 2020

stump hunting

When you take a woman into the woods and search for the perfect tree stump to bend her over on and proceed to pour the cob to her!!!

"Hey let's go do some stump hunting sweetheart!!" Her:"what's that?" You:"you'll find out!!"

by LillDaryl April 28, 2022

Stump

Short dick that looks like a shrunken worm

The stump is so small

by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020

Stump Grinder

The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.

Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.

by FyffandSG November 11, 2021

rump your stump

When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.

Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back

by RumperStumper April 22, 2014

stump grinding

sex with someone who has a small penis, or a chode.

“He was such a good kisser, but when we got back to his house… I was stump grinding all night”

by player_aler August 9, 2025

Stump

Short for stupid Trump supporter.

Grandpa is a stump.

by Johnny Two-thumbs December 12, 2020