strokes

the best band.
the best songs.
the best vocalist.

try "what ever happened" from room on fire album.

by fakehappykid December 9, 2004

Strokes Per Minute

Abbreviated as SPM, strokes per minute refers to how many jerks an avid masturbator averages in one minute. The higher the SPM, the more skill, although blistering is a serious side-effect of a high SPM.

"Last night I went crazy, I musta been around 350 strokes per minute!"

by Abbie Wilkes November 22, 2009

Choke stroke

Putting a man into a choke hold from behind while giving him a Violent hand job.

My wife choke stroked me last night. I have mixed feelings..

by Yosuganosora June 9, 2016

Stroker

A person who intentionally misleads, fools, or otherwise gains the upper hand over another person in order to get something of value from said person (specific actions or physical objects) through the use of a pleasant deception (i.e. stroking one's ego)

I gave you a great deal on that car. In fact, too good of a deal. How did you get me to do that? You are a stroker.

by smittydb September 30, 2005

back stroke

back stroke is game. A mans game, something that keeps a woman around.
also is a sexual inuendo.

"oh papi, i sit and, think about, all of the, things that we go trough, and i wonder why i stay, gotta be something in your backstroke"<~~~~~Teedra moses

by kristin Exeter job Corps Academy April 8, 2005

Stride

To strike, or rush a object.

I'll stride you to the lockers.

by Raymond C February 22, 2009

Strobesity

the most solid and sturdy of the obese. Obesity with muscle.

You can't handle the strobesity.

by CtB Inc. February 2, 2010