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Stripper spaghetti

1. You get a job as a stripper and a loved one asks you to make some spaghetti, so what you end up making is stripper spaghetti.

2. While stripping in a sexy fashion, you cook spaghetti and your spaghetti must be tasty.
After I got my job as a stripper, my friend asked me to make her stripper spaghetti to celebrate.

My boyfriend made me stripper spaghetti the other night, and it was the bomb.
by Crispyass February 24, 2019
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Stripper Angel

A cop who the strippers think is looking out for them, but is actually trying to arrest them and their Johns.
Cherry thanked Courntey for being a Stripper Angel, even though Courtney jsut wanted to 10-55 that ass.
by lord torgo December 4, 2019
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Stripper Hip

After a stripper sits on your hip and it immediately becomes sore and irritated. Probably because she was to damn heavy and shouldn't be a stripper.
Stripper Hip is when you go to a stripclub and a stripper above her weight class sits on you hip and breaks it.
by Teddie Vegas February 6, 2013
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simultaneous stripper

An individual that can strip and fuck at the same time.
Bruh that simultaneous stripper fucked me while stripping.
by Jahozy July 21, 2023
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stripper handshake

When two dancers titty fight each other when they see each other.
Pink have a stripper handshake to Ride when she seen her to say hi.
by The one and only Pink December 11, 2017
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Stripper stickers

Also known as false eyelashes or Devil's Stickers by the older generation.
"Oh my god, is Kim wearing those Stripper Stickers again!?"
"She must be getting a lot of money."
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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