Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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When a male ejaculates in a condom enough times to completely fill it up and then freezes it, and uses it as a dildo whilst getting a blowjob from his boyfriend. This isn't specifically a male affair, it can be with lesbian females as well.
Male 1: Hey sexy
Male 2: Hey hot-stuff
Male 1: You still want to get a Vanilla Unicorn tonight?
Male 2: Hell yes, got the condom?
Male 1: Oh yeah
Male 2: Alright! See you at 8 baby
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A word to describe how Benny is sexually vanilla
Use Vanilla Unicorn in any way you want when describing Benny
by Yhournumberonefan December 03, 2019
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