Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

The daddy strap

The strap on the back of the popular shoe brand “crocs”. Is usually worn by a middle aged father of three who has a soft spot for telling unfunny jokes.

“Hey Todd, do you use the daddy strap too?”

by TML88 July 7, 2018

Strap trap

A guy who is looking to get pegged

Ryan is a strap trap, he posts pictures of his butthole all day.

by femalenhancement March 13, 2023

redneck strap on

Using a plunger as a strap on

The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard

by tjk31415 January 17, 2019

strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.

Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.

by stateworkers July 25, 2015

whoop strap

A whoop strap is a stick with a feather taped to it to "work out". The stick is usually placed in the Male's rectum making him say "whoop there it is"

Peter grabbed a whoop strap and I said no.

by Snack-Nack-nacky-nack July 1, 2020

high strapping

Typically used by paintball players. A term used to describe how high up a strap is on the back of your head for your mask. The higher the strap(s), the higher you swag. When someone is “high strapping” they are wearing their strap(s) super high up on their head, drastically increasing their agg.

Guy 1: “Look at how high up that guy’s straps are! He must be a pro.”
Guy 2: “IKR! That guy is high strapping!”

by Udivitel November 7, 2017