Russian Shocker

When one puts 5 up the pink, 5 up the stink of a girl at the same time. Preferably suddenly. The term originated from Russian "strip searches" of political/criminal enemies.

Person 1: "OMG. Did you see her face when he did a Russian Shocker to her?"
Person 2: "Yes. She looked like she was in pain."
Person 3: "Yeah, but she enjoyed it..."

by Edgar Sanderson October 15, 2009

Mock shock

An insincere expression of disbelief.

The waitress expressed mock shock that our food had not arrived yet.

by forty day mike August 26, 2013

Chew Blumpkin Shocker

The act of taking a chew while seated on a toilet seat for the purpose to take a dump while receiving a blowjob, while performing the act of a shocker upon another girl who is miraculously eating out the girl that is giving you a blowjob

Holy crap I cant believe Neil just got a Chew Blumpkin Shocker, he looks exhausted and really happy

by f1v3hundr3d May 17, 2011

Shell Shock

A slang term for "post-traumatic stress disorder". A condition which often occurs for those who have been in active combat. Can affect the body in various ways, but can be treated.

He was suffering from a serious case of shell shock after 'nam.

by Xerxes November 11, 2004

stockingstuffer

a well endowed man who always pleases women,and he never fails to give a woman an orgasm..

god dayum stockingstuffer really stuffed my stocking

by stockingstuffer October 15, 2009

4-stocked

In the Super Smash Bros. series of fighting games, the act of being KOd four times before KOing your opponent once.

"Dude, I totally 4-stocked Ken the other day."
"Wow, you own."

by Ruman June 12, 2008

Ultimate Shocker

The ultimate shocker is the act of putting 10 fingers in the pink and 10 toes in the stink. The reverse ultimate shocker switches holes. This is only performed on the classiest of ladies.

She-Ka couldn't walk straight for a week after Kenny administered the ultimate shocker in the bathroom of a McDonald's.

by Donkey Boner Jr June 11, 2009