stock bro

The kinda frat boys that are exclusively business majors, and/or have a stock market obsession. Their favorite pastime is mansplaining stocks

by Jaunpuckile May 15, 2022

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chub stock

the penis slowly becomes heavier then its limp tender state before ascending to the second phase, the half stock.

That bitch was fine, I'm sporting a chub stock.

by durrrrrrrrrrr July 01, 2008

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A shit meme that nobody will ever understand the meaning of.

Ben: Can we have a communal stock-f?
Matt: Shut up Ben that shit is gay.

by Gôd_Hímšęłf June 15, 2018

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When a human being is born with good genes...has a strong healthy blood line...

My kids come from good stock...me and my husband

by Scorpio Chic January 19, 2024

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The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020

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When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.

Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!

by Aecheritt April 25, 2017

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