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Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.
Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021
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Squirt Hershey

Verb:

To defacate diarrhea in a spewing manor.
-That burrito made me squirt Hershey!
-You scared me so badly, I almosted squirted Hershey!
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
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Turdy Squirts

Another name for "diarehha." It is when someone has severe diarehha or anal seepage.
Hey, John was in the bathroom last night for two hours because he had a severe case of the turdy squirts!
by A-Squeezy March 4, 2009
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Jitter squirts

a nervous high pressure discharge of loose stool while hovering over a out house bowl.
I would use the shitter but Tim Bear got the jitter squirts before the ride.
by squirt nap May 22, 2008
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Mexican squirt

When you fill an enema with Fanta, fill their butthole with it, then have them shit it on your face
Evelyn gave me a Mexican squirt last night. Don't you wanna?
by C_rizzle October 28, 2017
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squirt bottle

A hood definition of a person who masturbate and drinks alcohol.
Whoa that dude in that house is a squirt bottle nevers calls for my bitches.
by handle123 November 9, 2019
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Burpee Squirt

(n.) The act of doing the burpee exercise (jump and then squat as you come down) while crapping in your pants as you come down for the squat part of the burpee exercise.
As John was doing his burpees for track practice, he felt the burpee squirts coming, but it was too late for him the stop it.
by XMSquiZZ360 November 13, 2013
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