Dr. Squirt 

When you go into a doctors office for a prostate exam. In preparation for said exam you put a picture of a butthole over your penis. When the doctor proceeds to give the exam you squirt a mixture of cum and lubricant all over the doctors inserted finger.

I’m horny for a Dr. Squirt bro. Do you want to give me a prostate exam?

Dr. Squirt by Silly skank January 13, 2023

The Dirty Squirt

While having sex with a dirty black woman, you cum in her mouth, and she spits it back on you.

"I just gave black betty the dirty squirt the other day!"

The Dirty Squirt by Clifford Skyler February 12, 2008

Regurgitated Pussy Squirt 

I matter of vagina mess that is vomited when a man sucks in all the pussy juice...or just a fucking dickface.

1) Ugh, that regurgitated pussy squirt is leaving a horrible aftertaste.

2) Dude, just shut the fuck up you regurgitated pussy squirt.

Regurgitated Pussy Squirt by I rule so much ass. May 13, 2005

Burpee Squirt 

(n.) The act of doing the burpee exercise (jump and then squat as you come down) while crapping in your pants as you come down for the squat part of the burpee exercise.

As John was doing his burpees for track practice, he felt the burpee squirts coming, but it was too late for him the stop it.

Burpee Squirt by XMSquiZZ360 November 13, 2013

muff squirt 

When your muffin(vagina) squirts.

Oh! I'm about to muff squirt!

muff squirt by Muff squirt expert August 12, 2017

Mexican squirt

When you fill an enema with Fanta, fill their butthole with it, then have them shit it on your face

Evelyn gave me a Mexican squirt last night. Don't you wanna?

Mexican squirt by C_rizzle October 28, 2017

Sausage squirt 

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

Sausage squirt by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021