sprinkles

4 days

I'll see Leslie in 2 weeks and some sprinkles.

by Mernya June 16, 2003

Flaming Rat Ass Splunker (FRAS)

This is one of the most vile and illegal sex moves that can be performed. First you need a very unintelligent girl that trust you and you can have sex with, then you cook her coos coos with saw dust in it so she gets very constipated, then after a week, start having sex with her put two large sewer rats on her back in a cage that is opened on one side to the girls back, then put napalm on the rats, light them on fire forcing them to scratch into the girl. This will cause a vibrating sensation that is very pleasureable for the man.

I can'b believe you want to Flaming Rat Ass splunker (FRAS) her, you could go to jail you know

by courtesySMOSS May 5, 2009

whipped cream and sprinkles

A birthday gift from a young man and his girlfriend to his girlfriend's friend. The invitation must be given through a phone call on the recipient's birthday. The answer is always "no, thank you." The young man will call the recipient back several months later and ask again. The answer is still no.

RB: What exactly is it (whipped cream and sprinkles)?
CJ: Well, what it is is....She say, she say she want both yall, you and her, to lay on the bed butt ass neked.... I spray whipped cream on both yalls pussies...I put sprinkles on both yalls pussies..I blow out each of yall candles, and I lick both yalls clings.

6 months later...
CJ: Do you want to still do it...because I know some people who do?
RB: *Hangs up phone*

by Love Dr. February 17, 2008

sprankle

1. a term to describe sprained ankle.

1. man 1: hey do you want sprankles?

man 2: what are sprankles?
(man 1 proceeds to kick man 2 in the ankles)

by Lyfeluver August 27, 2011

rusty sprinkler

When an old man cums on a girls face.

The old man gave the rather young girl a rusty sprinkler.

by Flagpole Sittahhh September 29, 2012

splunker

when a man shits between a womans breast (in her cleavage)

In their spare time, peter pettis and his mother exchange splunkers

by peter pettis's car blows June 1, 2004

sprinkler

It's when you're with a sexpartner (or alone) and right before you cum you grab a hold of the ceilingfan and spin around while spreading your seed all over the place.

Man 1: Man, I watched a movie with this uptight bitch yesterday.
Man 2: She didn't let you...?
Man 1: No. So i pulled the sprinkler in her livingroom.

by Van Houten December 9, 2008