speed jacking

Attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed.

"I heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly."

by Capt. Ginger July 1, 2017

speed-bating

masturbating within a short period of time

Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.

by SarahShy January 6, 2008

Speed Virgin

Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.

Bro, Steve never launches the Lancer, what a speed virgin.

by notAspeedvirgin April 25, 2019

COON SPEED

When someone can run really fast for no reason.

You have Coon Speed bucko!!!

by Master Coonington November 5, 2019

Chipmunk on Speed

a very small and skinny person who is usually very hyper...(on speed) This person usually stays inside all the time, and enjoys their few waking moments in is the open. That is why this person is so hyper.

That idiot over there is such a Chipmunk on Speed.

by george kliwoski March 29, 2007

Speed and Shart

To rush to a location in a hurry under stress that causes the individual to shit themselves.

Tommy was in a rush to his friend's house and needed to fart. He forced it to hard and commited a speed and shart. After that he had to go home.

by backatyaneegro November 8, 2009

the speed of wood

Simply 1.513258e-008 MPH

He moves at the speed of wood

by Wormm March 13, 2005