crack spackle

When a man unleashes his powerful cumshots onto another living organisms ass, allowing the semen to slowly slide down the cheek of the ass.

I could hear Ashley's laughter while the crack spackle made its way down her ass cheek, tickling the hairs on her butt.

by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 22, 2003

Spacey

Spacey = "sexually her-assing or his-assing"

(Pat grabs Kelly's ass)

Kelly: Hey, Pat, quit being so spacey!

by Hicab November 2, 2017

sackynut

people always say that you have 'saggy alls' yet you dont. sackynut means to have a saggy ballsack which is what some people really have.

wow, you have a SACKYNUT! EWW

by Clark November 18, 2004

spackaletics

A sport performed by people with special needs, as seen at the special olympics

did you see that cunt with dodgy leg doing spackaletics at special olympics

by mr smith March 8, 2005

spackle the den

To retire to the den, whereafter you immediately log on to internet porn and masturbate so profusely that you ejaculate all over the wall.

My wife was being a royal bitch last night, so I told her I would be back in a couple hours, I gotta go spackle the den.

by wally4444 July 31, 2011

Sparky

Sparky is the name you give your vibrator when you've lost the screw on top that holds the batteries in. To make it work you might have to use such things as a piece if aluminum foil, a coke can top or a paperclip to make the connection. Caution, it will shock you when you get it wet! Some may enjoy this.

Jonny: "sorry, me and my penis can't make it over tonight so you might have to use ol' Sparky to finish the job"

Chrissy: "I understand. Times be rough"

by Sunnshine123 January 18, 2014

snacky

A dingleberry of the very, very dry variety. One that rips hair out of your bum when you try to chib it off

Everytime I move, that bloody snacky just about rips the hairs out of my arse.

by Fingalcrom February 2, 2010