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southern belle

newly defined as a refined white lady who is attracted to men of family status regardless of race.

scarlett o'hara, contrary to popular belief, was NOT a true southern belle because she gave her first husband a handjob to get the money to save her house and her second husband was the biggest whorecollector in town. this smacks of prostitution. many southern women believe they are southern belles but are actually just fat wiccans.
southern belles don't have to let black guys in through the back door anymore.

the woman at the End of Gone with the wind never admitted defeat and was alone when the credits rolled. The End.
by major_delmac July 11, 2006
mugGet the southern bellemug.

Southern Jangus

Something that is both southern, and a jangus.
Pardon me ma'am, we're looking for the Southern Jangus. If you see him, please let us know. You can tell it's him because he's both southern, and a jangus.
by southernjangus August 10, 2010
mugGet the Southern Jangusmug.

Southern Canadian

Another word for calling a man with black skin a n*gger
Hey look at that southern Canadian stealing my tv
by Saline Rock October 17, 2021
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southern lollipop

The term used for a container of bourbon or whiskey that is smuggled up the ass of a bootlegger in certain parts rural Alaska where alcohol is illegal.
We caught some bootleggers from Fairbanks in a raid last night, one of them had a Southern lollipop, and it broke!
by Baron Von Poophausen December 29, 2012
mugGet the southern lollipopmug.

Southern Abortion

A strike to the stomach in attempt to cause a miscarriage.
Guy1: Didya gear I knocked Nikki Sue up?
Guy2: Wha didya say?
Guy1: Nuthin' just gave her a southern abortion
Guy2: That'll learn her.
by Byond86 October 16, 2012
mugGet the Southern Abortionmug.

Southern Blush

When a girl from the South slaps a deserving victim’s face so hard it turns red like she just applied her blush heavy-handed.
I’m fixing to dot that ho with some Southern Blush.
by Miss Feak January 27, 2021
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Southern Winds

Same as flatulence
I just blew the Southern Winds
by Lizard J03¡ June 2, 2019
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