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'Stashed

Defacing a portrait by applying a mustache.
"I 'stashed Whistler's Mother in art class today!"
by Bruce Wayne 00 August 26, 2018
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Bag Smasher

Noun

A person who works for an airline or hotel who carelessly or maliciously handles luggage in a manner that causes damage.
Those lousy bag Smasher damaged my suitcase.
by Carl Morning November 8, 2018
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Spashed

The term used for when a person jumps into a liquid but then dies shortly afterwards.
"Jason jumped into the pool and he spashed so hard that everyone fell over."
by JakWizardly November 17, 2018
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Gringo Smasher

Kind of guy to buy the girl drinks all day and take her on his boat only then to coerce her into letting him stick it up the tush in a public area.
E.g. hey Sophie I’ll be late to lunch I think I’ve finna found myself a gringo smasher.
by kingrichardsley December 23, 2018
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Sashed!

The inability to recognize or evaluate NFL talent as a GM no Evaluation skills. , Lack of real players! Trading down constantly, avoiding elite talent, helping other teams find franchise Qbs, while you draft Cody Kessler.
They traded away from, Carson Wentz to draft Corey Coleman, They got Sashed!

They could've stayed at 12 and drafted Deshaun Watson, instead they traded down. They got Sashed!

Not Even trying to keep Mitchell Schwartz ! They got Sashed!

Signing free agent Kenny Britt. They got Sashed!

He couldn't draw a cover two, if you spotted him both safeties. They got Sashed!
by Real fans March 15, 2019
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Bone smasher

When you’re fucking a girl and she’s so flat it’s just bone.
I was fucking my girl and I pulled out and broke my dick on her flat ass. I guess I’m a bone smasher
by Aj2022 June 25, 2019
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sack smasher

One who smashes ball sacks.
Bubba is a real sack smasher
by Ranting redneck August 29, 2019
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